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From Saturday Night Live, Season 3, Episode 9:

Not bad! You.. can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You say.. "Steve.. how can I be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes?" First.. get a million dollars. Now.. you say, "Steve.. what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, 'You.. have never paid taxes'?" Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: "I forgot!" How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don't say "I forgot"? Let's say you're on trial for armed robbery. You say to the judge, "I forgot armed robbery was illegal." Let's suppose he says back to you, "You have committed a foul crime. you have stolen hundreds and thousands of dollars from people at random, and you say, 'I forgot'?" Two simple words: Excuuuuuse me!!"

We'll be right back, after these words!

Comments (1)
Craig Wiseman February 3rd, 2009 12:37:24 PM

 Comments
1) Not that this is topical or anything, but Steve Martin has the answer: How to make a million dollars and not pay any taxes....
Timothy Briley 2/3/2009 2:03:05 PM

I wonder if Vegas has established an over/under on how many 'The One' appointments will have to withdraw due to "I forgot" not being good enough.


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