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The World NEXT ends 

As the Atlantic season wanes, I thought I'd share this. It's up there alongside our required-by-law posters.

Office Procedures Concerning Storm and Office Closings

As we watch the progress of the storm, the following are the firm's guidelines based upon the hurricane's intensity:

Hurricane Category #1

No excuse for being late. Leave earlier to give extra time to avoid fallen trees and limbs.

Hurricane Category #2

Due to the horizontal rain, you may wear jeans.

Hurricane Category #3

Whereas most of the area will be flooded we suggest you avoid wearing open toe sandals when coming to work. Pirogues will be provided to get between the buildings safely without getting too wet.

Hurricane Category #4

More than likely there will be no electricity. Given that, we will have manual typewriters and candles available to all staff members. Please take extra caution and wear water-proof make-up if Category 4 or above.

Hurricane Category #5

Velcro will be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when the windows blow out. For those that survive, we will have lemon/chocolate Doberge cake at 3:00 pm in the kitchen.

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Craig Wiseman October 22nd, 2009 07:39:26 AM